Competitor Comparison

Us

    All our ingredients come only from plants.

    In other words, 'comes only from the ground.'

    Zero. Zilch. No nasties whatsoever. Ever ever.

    We tell it like it is. Good to know.

    Made from paperboard, easily recycled as a whole carton. Move aside ugly plastic bottles.

Them

    Artificial or 'natural,' a sweetener is a sweetener and they're all lab-made. Stick to the stuff that grows in the ground :-)

    Might as well be drinking Crayola.

    Who likes plastic anyway?

    If your drink needs stabilisers, it's probably packed with un-stabilisers.

    Mo'o milk mo'o problems.

    If your ingredients aren't providing flavour, what are they providing!?